A LOT OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

Productivity. That's what these are.

I am not a coffee drinker, but this week has required a little help to get going in the mornings since it’s dark and continues to be about a billion degrees below zero.  Fortunately, the guy who can fix everything got chocolate-covered espresso beans for his birthday. A couple of those (the espresso beans, not birthdays) down the hatch and…

Whoa.

MY ENTIRE LIFE IS IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!

I HAVE ACHIEVED A NEW PERSONAL BEST TIME FOR WASHING DISHES!!!

THE ROOF NEEDS A MURAL!  I’LL JUST JUMP UP THERE AND PAINT ONE!!!

WHY HAVE I NEVER TRIED YODELING BEFORE?!?

HEY! WHO WANTS TO RUN TO SEATTLE?!? ANYONE? ANYONE?  WE COULD GET A LATTE!!!  WE COULD GET FIVE LATTES!!!  WE COULD GET LOTS OF LATTES!!!

I’M GOING TO GNAW THE ICE OFF MY CAR!!!

I’ve been advised that I have had enough chocolate-covered espresso beans.  The guy who can fix everything says the world is not ready for me + them.  He also said something about “detox.”

As if I need that.  I could have stopped on my own.

And the world is totally missing out now that my yodeling career has been cut short.  For a second there, the hills were alive!

But, we’ve been promised ten degrees above zero this week!  In balmy weather like that, I may not even need a jump start.  I’ll be out tanning.  And maybe adding some finer details to the roof mural.